hi there

20 year old faggot that loves Pokemon. looking at this

thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

(Source: quatres)

Reblogged from: sheer-rotten-luck via posted by: quatres
matttttttttt:

lillyhasatumblr:

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie

WELCOME NEIGHBOR


The kid on the right looks like he did that with his mind.

matttttttttt:

lillyhasatumblr:

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie

WELCOME NEIGHBOR

The kid on the right looks like he did that with his mind.

(Source: needtostayawake)

Reblogged from: survivingtheplague via posted by: needtostayawake

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

(Source: wigglytuffs)

Reblogged from: survivingtheplague via posted by: wigglytuffs
cris-art:

This drawing is for my friend hisboywriter, who recently celebrated her birthday yesterday. She loves sexy backs and mermen. :3 
I hope you like! ♥

cris-art:

This drawing is for my friend hisboywriter, who recently celebrated her birthday yesterday. She loves sexy backs and mermen. :3 

I hope you like! ♥

Reblogged from: papufruit via posted by: cris-art

mikasanotsukasa:

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

kingkadeem

Reblogged from: mikasanotsukasa via posted by: fjordism

lesyey:

sugarskulli:

nombee-zombie:

Jumping on the bandwagon! Favorite coords of 2013.

Holy shit are you cute or what

actual magical girl

Reblogged from: mikasanotsukasa via posted by: nombee-zombie
What Jason picked out for me

What Jason picked out for me

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

Reblogged from: throughtheportal via posted by: spamanos
l20music:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

BRUH!! How does a dog have thee EXACT same expression i be givin tho?! Lol

l20music:

ethiopienne:

maaaan listen

BRUH!! How does a dog have thee EXACT same expression i be givin tho?! Lol

Reblogged from: mikasanotsukasa via posted by: ethiopienne

floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

Reblogged from: lgbtlaughs via posted by: floozys
veggieblt:

It’s a metaphor

veggieblt:

It’s a metaphor

Reblogged from: veggieblt via posted by: veggieblt

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

10 Heart Warming facts about love

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

Reblogged from: creepydodo via posted by: ultrafacts
— me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
Reblogged from: survivingtheplague via posted by: zackisontumblr

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

Reblogged from: survivingtheplague via posted by: itsfunnytome
jackthevulture:

ideclaresurrenderpendence:

look at his little hands!

I love how stitch has a habit of grasping at things when hes anxious.  One of my favorite parts of the movie is when hes standing in the wreckage of Lilos home, with nothing left to destroy and Jumba comments that he never gave stitch a greater purpose than to destroy.  “What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to visit” and Stitch is looking around and clenching and un-clenching his hands. 
Its a very nice little habit that they gave him, especially since hes so smart but doesn’t talk much.  It gives him a sort of human anchor, something that ties him to us and gives us something to recognize and read. 

jackthevulture:

ideclaresurrenderpendence:

look at his little hands!

I love how stitch has a habit of grasping at things when hes anxious.  One of my favorite parts of the movie is when hes standing in the wreckage of Lilos home, with nothing left to destroy and Jumba comments that he never gave stitch a greater purpose than to destroy.  “What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to visit” and Stitch is looking around and clenching and un-clenching his hands. 

Its a very nice little habit that they gave him, especially since hes so smart but doesn’t talk much.  It gives him a sort of human anchor, something that ties him to us and gives us something to recognize and read. 

Reblogged from: timetosavetheuniverse via posted by: ideclaresurrenderpendence